What to do with smoooooooooth peanut butter <shiver>

[Greensleeves]

I sent dh out for peanut butter and he came back with a jar of Sunpat smooth stuff

Obviously we can't eat it on sandwiches, so what can I do with it? Any ideas for cooking with it, or making biscuits with it or something?

boak

Right I will have a think.

LGJ

Cheers LGJ

why can't you eat it on sandwiches?

Smear it all over chicken breasts and roast in the oven. Yum.

Was just going to ask the same thing - why not on sandwiches? I do.

Nigella has one for peanut butter squares covered in chocolate. We made, was so sweet our hair stood on end and our teeth zinged for weeks.
Do you want me to go find recipie?

you could make chicken satay?

Or peanut butter cookies? Nigella has a recipe I think, I have never tried them as I am not a big fan of biscuits but a friend tells me they are nice.

Because it is condensed diarrhoea from the last syphilitic donkey in Hell, Ceolas

re-grout the bathroom tiles?

More sugar

Oh I see...

I was thinking the Nigella super sweet stuff too.

mm the chicken sounds nice iwth some noodle and veg stir fry!

make a satay and peanut dip. yum!

LOL at re-grouting

Gramma's Peanut Butter Cookies

1 cup butter or marg
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup white sugar
1 cup SMOOTH PEANUT BUTTER
2 teaspoons vanilla
1/2 tsp salt
2 eggs
2 tbsp warm water
2 to 3 cups plain flour
1 tsp baking soda

roll into balls then flatten with fork.
bake at 350F for 8 to 10 minutes

With pastaboak

Oh how I wish I had not clicked on that pasta link LGJ

DH has a horror of satay (bad experience being made to eat tinned chicken satay by uber-Catholic Mum, she served it up at every mealtime for about a week until he eventually forced it down)

The peanut butter cookies look OK though, the boys would happily eat those.

Biiiiiig blob of it in with the cheese sauce next time you make cauliflower cheese. Add pine nuts for texture maybe?

Feed it to the children and look the other way shuddering. I bet they'll eat it.

More to the point, Sunpat is the evil Nestle.

I know!! Will he never learn.....

It looks unnervingly like baby poo too. I have got used to the stuff with flecks of skin in it, which ds1 calls "sprouting peanut butter", because to him everything that comes from the health food shop is "sprouting"

I could keep it on a top shelf and use it up on fussy brown-bread-refusenik playdates, I suppose.

My mum had a shelf of stuff like this reserved for a game called "yukky mixes".

Basically me and my sister were allowed to make disgusting concoctions from things like turmaric, cocoa, self-raising flour, red lentils, brown rice, out of date ketchup, etc etc. We presented it like a cookery programme, stirred it all up in a bowl and giggled at how horrid the result was. Sometimes we baked it for added effect.

Perhaps introduce a variation of this with smooth peanut butter as the star ingredient?

Save it for halloween and use it as a filling for runny pooh cake. Or mud pie if you want to be a bit more socially acceptable.

It's a good idea, but the stuff smells

Runny poo cake is a FAB idea, I may just have to save that idea for dh's next birthday cake!!

A sort of confectionary tribute to the Gluten Intolerant Pizza Addict that he is

Change it at the shop next time citing political and taste boycotts.

I loathe the slimy smooth stuff too.

part of the point is the smell - you have to make the most poisonous smelling/looking/tasting (if you dare) mixture.