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I have a desert spoon and a can of squirty cream.............................................

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Sparkler1 · 15/05/2007 17:36

and yes I did. Two WHOLE spoonfuls. No wonder I'm fat!! But it was oh so yum!

It was the low fat version.

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Hilllary · 15/05/2007 17:37

Sod the spoon just spray it in your mouth

Sparkler1 · 15/05/2007 17:37
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MrsBadger · 15/05/2007 17:38

I was going to ask what the spoon was for...

Sparkler1 · 15/05/2007 17:38

it did cross my mind

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Sparkler1 · 15/05/2007 17:38

MrsBadger now you have a warped mind. What would you have used it for?

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Hilllary · 15/05/2007 17:39

Swirl it in like the head on a 99!!

MrsBadger · 15/05/2007 17:40

I'd have squirted it straight in my mouth like Hills
saves on washing up

Sparkler1 · 15/05/2007 17:41

I think I shall go and lay in the middle of the floor, open wide and squirt until the can is empty.

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Hilllary · 15/05/2007 17:43

sorry just had that image in my mind - not your mouth though

Sparkler1 · 15/05/2007 17:45

pmsl - that did sound rather crude didn't it?

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Sparkler1 · 15/05/2007 17:45

lmao

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Hilllary · 15/05/2007 17:47

Yep - made me giggle though, you wouldnt be alone if you did decide to do that, better make sure your neighbours cant see you though

lulumama · 15/05/2007 17:49

you don;t need a spoon!

Sparkler1 · 15/05/2007 17:49

lol!!

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Sparkler1 · 15/05/2007 17:50

I actually feel really embarrased now - hehe

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Sparkler1 · 15/05/2007 19:55

I keep looking back at my thread and laughing

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Hilllary · 15/05/2007 19:57

I can still picture you on the kitchen floor!!

Sparkler1 · 15/05/2007 19:59

pmsl - there's plenty more cream left!

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Hilllary · 15/05/2007 19:59

oooh I say

3andnomore · 15/05/2007 20:04

lololol.....hm....cream.......hmmmmmm

Sparkler1 · 15/05/2007 20:07

Do I win the award for this weeks smuttiest post?

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Sparkler1 · 16/05/2007 22:27
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FrannyandZooey · 16/05/2007 22:28

uuuuuuuuuurk

I can't stand that squirty cream

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