Did you know that Sprats go BANG in the microwave

[Twiglett]

after only 34 seconds too

ROFL

wonder how long dd's goldfish will take

[adds another verse to the tedious song about little green frogs]

haven't got the heart plus I bet someone on here is a member of the protection against cruelty of goldfish. I don't want a bashing.

How did you discover your fact Twiglett?

what are sprats?

bought fillets of trout

little voice pipes up 'me want little pish .. .little pish p'ease ... me, me, me'

fishmonger gave her 2 sprats in a tray covered in cling film

she wasn't allowed to open it

'can me poke it'

yes darling

1 sprat survives intact .. other sprat was a little worse for wear

'me wanna eat them'

who the hell knows how to cook 2 sprats

... urrrrr

... microwave

and so that's how I know

I have googled and it appears that one should grill sprats .. but does anyone know if the bones are edible?

rofl.

yes I think they are. My mum always used to get them as a starter years ago

Lol, there'll be a lovely fishy pong in your microwave for ages.

well why should my microwave be any different from the rest of the house?

how about brats?

Lol

are you daisybump?

PMSL,

Lol, Twig. You made me have a really weird dream with your spratty talk. I dreamt I was walking along a country road in Scotland, where the fields were full of flapping plaice!! Was glad to wake up, lol.