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Why do I crave meat?

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Katymac · 25/04/2007 20:29

I had HM chicken nuggets for tea - lots was full

I am sitting here absolutely desparate for either chicken stir fry or a bacon sandwich or a steak bagette with onions

I NEED some meat.....why??

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FrannyandZooey · 25/04/2007 20:54

here he is

FrannyandZooey · 25/04/2007 20:55

oh arse

here?

FrannyandZooey · 25/04/2007 20:56

you see Katy you should definitely NOT have the meat as it will inflame your passions:

"LESS PASSION / FROM LESS / PROTEIN: / MEAT FISH / BIRD; EGG / CHEESE; / PEAS incl.lentils / BEANS; NUTS / AND SITTING "

and no SITTING either now, do you hear?

beansprout · 25/04/2007 20:57

He was great. Sold a little booklet as well. There is now a bloke with a giant, but handily collapsable crucifix. Just not the same.

Katymac · 25/04/2007 20:57

I was planning on sitting while I ate - that's bad then?

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NotQuiteCockney · 25/04/2007 20:58

Notes:

  1. I love the word 'flaneur'. Flanage is often banned back home. (Along with being cole porter, go figure. Oooh, sudden nostalgia.)
  1. RANDOM capitalised words ARE the BEST way to make your argument CONVINCING.
NotQuiteCockney · 25/04/2007 20:59

He's anti-wanking. Shocker.

NotQuiteCockney · 25/04/2007 21:00

I think I have a third rule for my list of how I know which side I am on in an argument. I'm on the 'pro-wanking' side.

colditz · 25/04/2007 21:00

Funny, I had never thought of vinigar as a "Slave Master" before, but I suppose it depends which way your mind runs.

NotQuiteCockney · 25/04/2007 21:02

It is haram, if you're fairly strict.

NotQuiteCockney · 25/04/2007 21:02

I did get a bloke to drink vinegar, in a pub, a little while back. [evil]

Katymac · 25/04/2007 21:05

What's haram?

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NotQuiteCockney · 25/04/2007 21:06

Opposite of halal. (Like treyf is to kosher?)

NotQuiteCockney · 25/04/2007 21:07

Or did you mean, what am I describing as halal? Vinegar is.

Katymac · 25/04/2007 21:08

1st answer

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