Here's what I did:
Bunged Into the slow cooker a load of onions, carrots, beef chunks (from the fresh section in Tesco - diced beef, I think), garlic, oregano, 1/3 bottle red wine, beef stock and a bit of salt and pepper. Cooked it on low for 6 hours while I took kids out. Just got back and it's very watery and the beef has shrivelled up into chewy chunks.
What do I do now?