Help! I am ill and have lost half a stone and look foul - how do I put it back on again asap?

[oliveoil]

Yes, yes, I realise you will all hate me but what the hell.

I have some weird throat infection, had it since last week, am on antibiotics.

Can't tolerate food much, unless I force it down under duress and have been living on bananas and smoothies.

What can I shove in to bump up the calories until my tablets work and my infection clears up and my throat does not contain razorblades?

Thanks

Weird. Nasty virus. Dh has been ill with it for 2 weeks - started as wicked sore throat, then voice got croaky & then... the COUGH. My mum also came down with it & is now bedridden with pneumonia. Grim!

About gaining weight... healthy but fattening smooth things to eat/drink: peanut butter, nutella, bananas, smoothies made with cream, milk shakes, fondue (not terribly healthy but yum-o-rama), guacamole eaten with finger, mashed pots with gravy, porridge with lots of cream... ahhh!

a bit of the weight has come back, it's the razorblade throat that is the problem atm

v painful