I can't cope with pitta bread 
. Ooh handy little pockets, fill them up with stuff for lunches says everything I see re pitta bread.
Except mine won't turn into pockets. They turn into a pile of broken bits of pitta bread and crumbs. If I do manage to get something in them, they disintegrate on transportation to mouth and drop in lap.
I've tried different ones, I've tried warming them up, I've tried threatening them.
Stuff pitta bread! (or in my case not).