Coffee Shops.... what's your poison?

[IAmBumblebee]

Hi mummies and daddies,

My name is Bumblebee and I am a coffee addict...

As it's officially now time for a traditional English Tea (where I'm at) I would like to welcome you all into my online cafe. What's your order?

The rules:

I'm paying.
Calories don't exist.
Any coffee chain/ brand.
All seasonal menus on offer.

I will be enjoying a Starbucks White Hot Chocolate made with whole milk, whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles on top (despite it being rather lovely and sunny outside... I never get cold coffees!).

And you would like....? (Remember, it's on me!)

Flat white please. I need a nice strong one!!

Either a pumpkin spiced latte or a skinny chai latte. Preferably with some sort of Apple/cinnamon muffin of a gooey cinnamon swirl

Large black with a slice of carrot cake

Large skinny latte and an apricot croissant please.

Earl grey tea & coffee and walnut cake. Thanks!

Starbucks latte with 2 brown sugars and a Croque Monsier Panini if they've got one please.

Ta - I'll buy next time.

I'd have a cup of tap water and whichever cake looks nicest in the cabinet.

A pot of tea and a slice of lemon drizzle.

A hot chocolate with hazelnut syrup and a yum yum please

As calories don't exsist I'll have a large cafe Nero hazelnut latte with an Almond Croissant please (smile)

Large Americano with a little jug of hot milk on the side.

Large slice of carrot cake OR if not available, at a push chocolate cake.

Thanks OP!

Oooh, lemon drizzle! Now I'm torn. Can I have both?

EnglishGirl - Do you think I'd choose a Starbucks White Hot Chocolate made with whole milk, whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles on top of the calories counted!??? NOOOO!!

I've never actually had a coffee with whole milk... ever. Wow, that's sad isn't it? Unless a barista has snubbed my order for 'skimmed milk' and just used the full fat variety - do you think baristas actually do that??

I've heard some do...

Really chocolately hot chocolate and a slice of Trianon (chocolate cake)

I'm a big coffee snob and I find chain places like Starbucks really rank (apart from the cakes ) so I'd go for a flat white from the amazing independent coffee shop near my old flat. Also a peanut butter brownie. I would seriously love that right now!

From Coffee O'Clock in Arezzo an espresso layered with cold whipped milk and blonde hazelnut paste. And no lactose intoelrance.