Lunchbox gestapo

[GRUMPYGHOUL]

I was reading in the about a 10 year old who was removed from a school canteen because his lunchbox broke the schools rules. They said that his box contained 3 snacks: fromage frais, cake and cheese crackers.

I thought fromage frais were "dairy" and therefore came under good. Cake: DS has low fat carrot cake (the only way in the world I will carrot into him) and crackers surely if they are the jacobs kind are surely quite inoffensive.

I know one of the chefs has now decided to take on lunchboxes (cant remember which one as they all blur into each other after a while but it wasnt Anthony Squirrel Thompson or Ainsley Terrior) one of his suggestions was flapjack...well I was thinking about this and much as they are yummy surely they are oats held together with toffee!

cod?

wha'?

Soviet secret police after the Revolution.

Tee hee.

Im not trying to offend nor be politically correct (id rather eat marmite than be bang on about being pc). I have a jewish friend who would not be offended and am happy to hear distasteful jokes about the English.

Why is everyone so bloody serious - what CAN we joke about these days that wont cause offence to someone...oh yeah the great british tradition of jokes about lettuce that'll be a goer.

Weathers taken a turn for the worse (shuffles off whistling and kicking the ground)