Please someone help a hopeless cook!!!!

[megandsoph]

hehe I'm so but how do you cook a steak. I have an old friend coming over tomorrow night and I want to do steak and chips does a salad go? really its just the steak thing thats got me worried. anyone??

This thread is definitely putting me off meat

The finger thumb test really does work!! and don't forget to rest it...

Cooking is also to do with confidence/ so go for it! but try to do one thing at a time

I know, moondog. But somebody has to eat the lips, ears and arseholes.

Mostly, I'm eating vegan, vegetarian, or maybe chicken.

I hope you guys are around later whilst cooking it please hint hint

How did it go?

he ended up cooking it LMAO!!!! thanks for asking and your help