Wow! This is the closest I've been to a hornets nest for a long time! 
I'll attempt to answer all your criticisms, and I'll try not to be judgemental along the way! 
Thing is flour isn't very nutritious and I wouldn't be happy giving my kids a breakfast of flour and water, it's cheap for a reason, a couple of eggs and some milk can only improve on this.
snowlie, ever give your kids toast? Please explain the nutritional difference between toast - made with flour, water, salt and yeast, and a pancake, made with flour and water.
I seriously think you must have something wrong with your tastebuds if you think that pancakes made with flour and water are the same as ones made with milk and eggs
starfishmummy I was as unprepared for the result I got as you are. All I can ask is that you don't knock it until you've tried it!
Thank you, newlark and figwit
Hazel Mumsnet have agreed that we can reference our blogs (Mumsnet approved) as long as it's relevant.
EsTutMirLeid try it, you may be surprised. 
Thanks, Dragon - I'll have to try that!
BumbleChum of course I've tried pancakes with GF flour - I wouldn't recommend them otherwise! 
I'm not going to lie and tell you that they taste as good as the ones made with wheat flour - but they're perfectly acceptable. Have a go yourself!
thisisyesterday that's a great story, thanks - also helps to explain your nickname, as well! 
Dragons I keep meaning to add a dumpling recipe in with the rest - these things are so easy, aren't they?
Artandco I agree about adding things. I made a soda bread mushroom en croute for dinner tonight - the flour and water dough also contained a stock cube, a dessertspoon of curry paste, 4 sun-dried tomatoes, chopped fine, and a good glug of the s-d-tomato oil. Absolutely gorgeous!
One of the things that being a vegan has helped me to do is to be a lot more experimental. It takes just a minute or two to mix some flour and water, pour some in a hot frying pan, and sprinkle the result with sugar and lemon juice. Make the experiment - and let us know how you get on! 