HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen ·
12/03/2013 20:57
There is a chicken in the fridge. It needs to be consumed tomorrow. I keep opening the fridge and looking at it. It looks eyelessly back at me. I go "meh" and reject it.
I'm not feeling the chicken love. I don't mind jointing the fucker, or boning it. I just want the bastard to stop underwhelming me with its chickeness.
Come inspire with stuff you do with dull chickens. Googles not helping.