Today I ordered a cheese and onion toasted sanwich..

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Can you believe I asked for a cheese and onion "punani". At work we joke about this, but as soon as I realised what I'd said I was so embarrassed ,but the girl serving never said a word and neither did any of the customers in the queue.
Has anyone else ever said something cringworthy by mistake?

Hahaha

Oh no.

When I was a teenager, I once asked in a 24hr service station for 20 silkcut and a packet of skinarette papers . While also buying fizzy drink and copius amounts of chocolate/sweets/crisps . The cashier just grinned knowingly.

I swear it wasn't me but a friend.
After night out and a bit worse for wear my friend went to a take away, misread the menu which gave all its pizzas Italian names and ordered a fellatio pizza.

Loving it!! what was she trying to order?