please help me not have to get takeaway tonight!!!!

[starlover]

i need some kind of idea what to make for dp tonight for dinner.

i have some sausages for him.
I have onions... erm, a tiny piece of old swede... argh!
but i don't have any potatoes. do have rice though (and pasta though we had that y'day)

don't have any baked beans/chopped toms.anything vaguely useful!

do you have any tomatos (fresh) and/or puree?

hmmm i have one slice of bread! though he could have the crust! lol

argh! actually i did just find one potato that linus had hidden under the table

no i have a little bit of ketchup! lol

hey sl, take the sos meat out of the sos's and make burgers??????

doesn't next door have a can of tomatoes they can lend you? (sausage casserole with rice in it)

okay.... ketchup. Any bbq sauce? soy sauce etc.?

What sauces do you have in?

Oh come on you must have some other things in the house!

Go and investigate and give us a bit more to go on

ooh i have got some tomato and brown lentil soup... . how manky would that be?

actually

fry sausage and onion
put in casserole dish with rice and stock (lots os stock)
add large amount ketchup (mixed herbs if you have / splash worcester sauce)
bake for 45 minutes

serve with jacket spud (from under the table)

ok i have the soup
i have various mixed herbs, spices etc etc
worcester sauce
soy sauce
marigold swiss bouillon

ditto the twig!

Do you have flour and egg and milk?

If so make toad in the hole with onion gravy and mashed swede

have eggs, cheese and garlic

If you have bouillon then make sausage risotto

table potato and old swede. that's it! lol

now we're cooking with gas.

How many eggs? I feel a rather lush omelette coming on.

Sausage omelette with some herbs

sausage, egg and chips?

table potato? what's that?

have millions of eggs!!!

ahhh you lot are fab... i have many choices now! lol

is now the time to say... i've never made an omelette before

you have the makings of a veritable feast there. And you were trying to get sympathy. lol

oh fgs you are kidding

You MUST have some idea

pmsl! just found a FEW oven chips in freezer... and i mean a few!

hmmmm stewy thing, omelettey thing... chippy thing...

possibilities are endless!