Is this the best recipe ever?

[Auntymandy]

Just came across this..is this the recipe for life?

1/2 teaspoon-anger

1 cup- confusion

6 cups-innocence

2 1/3Cup- excitement

½ cup- fear

1 cup- surprise

Mix ½ teaspoon anger with 1 cup of confusion, in a large mixing bowl, stir well. Combine 6 cups innocence with 2 1/3 cup excitement in a large mixing bowl. Combine the two together large mixing bowls together. Put in a 10 inch pan. Bake at 450*f. Grind the ½ cup fear with 1 cup surprise. After the emotion pie is done sprinkle fear and surprise on top.

And just where the feck are you gonna get 6 cups of innocence from round here?

Sub my '6 cups of innocence' w/3 cups naivete and 3 cups stupidity.

My dad used to say I was 6 going on 35.

I prefer to use Mae West's words: 'I may have been born yesterday, but I've been up all night.'