shouldn't all wine come in handy plastic bottles

[southeastastra]

so much quieter when you're trying to hide your wino habit from your neighbours.

Er, Sainbos do a BIG plastic bottle of red wine! Two bottles in one, no less - so less to put in the rubbish, therefore not only hiding the sound, but also lessening the trips to the recycling box!

Not that I have bought it you understand, I just spotted it in the neighbours recycling box!

Then, there's always boxes of the stuff! You can flatten them and hide them under the cereal boxes!!

That would be ace.
We have 'crate of shame' recycling here. Open crates to leave by the roadside revealing which neighbour drinks what. Quite an eye opener. There's an art to arranging jam jars artfully over your most condemning bottles.....