Seriously, it's huge. I couldn't weigh it because my kitchen scales don't go high enough. I can barely lift it.
So, 1) will it still be tasty, being so big and 2) if so, anyone got any cabbage-heavy recipes they want to share? It's a white cabbage.
Oh yes, and 3) should I be suspicious? I have no clue where it came from. It's roughly six times larger than any cabbage I've ever seen. Maybe it's radioactive or contains a bomb or something.