While doing my online shop I noticed this ridiculously overblown-sounding product: 'Plum Baby Organic Supersnacks Spelt Fingers With Pomegranate'
In other words, breadsticks dipped in fruit. 
How about their 'Organic Baby Supersnacks breadsticks with mild pecorino cheese'?
I'm sure the foods are all delicious and that babies gobble them up in seconds, but please! All this heavy marketing bollocks really is too much!