It really was the worst film I've ever seen. Breathtakingly awful - DS2 (11) was begging to be released from the hell. Brendan Fraser has sold whatever soul he might have had; you have to assume he was paid a shed-load of money to do it.
And while I'm ranting - people who come into films late - why? Why not just leave the house earlier? On this occasion the people who fannied about looking for non-existent seats 20 minutes into the film were a welcome distraction from the horrors, but usually it's bloody annoying.