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Add "ing" to any movie title. What is the movie about now?

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00100001 · 20/01/2016 11:55

For example:

The Jungle Booking - A touching romantic comedy between Congolese travel agents.

or

Kindergarten Coping - Arnold Schwarzenegger has been turned into a 5 year old and must now cope with life as a kindergartner.

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GinBunny · 21/01/2016 00:15

Moulin Rouging - a French Mademoiselle shares her make up tips.

GinBunny · 21/01/2016 00:17

Skyfalling - a chilling dystopian documentary narrated by Chicken Little.

GinBunny · 21/01/2016 00:19

Dr Noing - a NHS surgeon spills the beans on the reality of life in A&E.

GinBunny · 21/01/2016 00:21

The Life of Pi-ing - Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood discuss the heavy heights of life post-Bake Off.

GinBunny · 21/01/2016 00:25

Briefing Encounter - a rare and shocking tale of all MPs actually showing up for Prime Minister's Question Time.

Lweji · 21/01/2016 00:38

Star Wars, A new hoping. - that the film is not as crap as episodes I to III

Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Backing - only the back singers at the Mos Eisley Cantina are hit.

Star Wars, Return of the Jeding - with all the above light speed travel, the place in Bali makes a jump in space that happens to hit the new Death Black Hole (they are getting bigger, what can I say?) and destroys it makes no dent at all because black holes suck it all in

Lweji · 21/01/2016 00:44

Inglorious basterding - a couple of cheats attempts IVF with each other instead of with their spouses. And fail miserably.

serenaserene · 21/01/2016 00:45

Lemony Snicket's: A Series Of Unfortunate Eventing - disaster strikes the national equestrian team

MyNightWithMaud · 21/01/2016 00:54

Bring Me The Heading Of Alfredo Garcia - the subeditor's having a rethink about the title of tomorrow's leader column.

Lweji · 21/01/2016 00:56

Supermanning - A ship crew made up only of supermen, and their struggle not to set it on fire or destroy it with crystals.

War Gamming - Gammers across the world fight each other to dehydration, hunger and lack of sleep sex

TheMouseThatRoared · 21/01/2016 01:00

Letting the right one in

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AnnieNoMouse · 21/01/2016 06:51

Or Super Manning, in which misogynist and racist comedian discovers his super powers and uses them to fight bigoty and discrimination in all their forms,

OTheHugeManatee · 21/01/2016 07:12

The Blair Witch Projecting - Cherie Booth blames her flaws in other people

00100001 · 21/01/2016 07:28

manatee very good!

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MeolsCop · 21/01/2016 08:40

Dr Doing Little. Pointless children's film. He doesn't talk to the animals.

bialystockandbloom · 21/01/2016 09:33

Showing Boat - inarticulate fisherman compare vessels

Went the Day Welling - classic war drama set in mundane South East London suburb

00100001 · 21/01/2016 09:34

Oliver Twisting - a heart warming tale of a young orphan boy who dances his way to a new family in the early 60s

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GloriaSmellens · 21/01/2016 09:35

Backdrafting

Fly on the wall documentary set in an editors office.

brightnearly · 21/01/2016 09:39

Velvet Goldmining - chick-flick about posh girls and their romantic adventures during the Gold Rush.

GloriaSmellens · 21/01/2016 09:39

Gone with the Winding

The story of parents elation as their baby grows out of the colicky stage.

brightnearly · 21/01/2016 09:39

Mooning - all about bottoms.

brightnearly · 21/01/2016 09:41

A Spacing Odyssey - the riveting history of typesetting.

GloriaSmellens · 21/01/2016 09:45

Transformers: Dark Side of the Mooning

Documentary exploring the more sinister side of getting your arse out in public.

GloriaSmellens · 21/01/2016 09:49

Cape Fearing

The story of one man's battle with his phobia of superheroes.

GloopyGhoul · 21/01/2016 10:13

The Blind Siding - one train driver's battle to manoeuvre down a difficult bit of track.

Pitching Perfect - a baseball documentary.

Renting - BBC2 exposé into the elevated lettings market.

Itching the Killer - combating a murderer on the rampage with itching powder.

Holiday Inning - men get bored waiting for their womenfolk to cook Christmas dinner, so piss off down the park for a few wickets.

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