Me, scrolling through Facebook: oh, look, Friend is at Wembley.
DH: What's he doing there.
Me: Watching England play football.
DH: They're not playing today.
Me: Well they are. It's the women.
DD: You know, the women's team who were runners up in their last World Cup.
DH: You didn't specify if it was women.
Me: You assumed it was men.
DD: Ah men. Only 50% of the population.
Now he's sulking.
I'm going out anyway. I was going to cook for him, but I think I might leave it. In the name of equality. Give him this opportunity.