Oh God, WTF is going on with my subconscious?!

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Let me preface this post by saying that

• I am a Marxist academic
• I have always been left wing
• I find the current Tory government abhorrent in every possible meaning of that word (politically, economically, socially)
• The above statement includes physical repugnance, i.e. I am literally repelled by the likes of our Prime Minister, Jacob Rees Bogg etc.

So - given the profound sincerity of all of the above, and I swear to God I am not lying - can someone please tell me WHY THE FUCK I had a dream last night in which I was Boris Johnson's bit on the side, and sneaking around to have sex with him in secret?!

WTF!!!

It really was lovely BlueEyedBengal, cream and cornflower blue VW split screen with pretty curtains and shabby chic cushions. Says a lot that I remember more about the camper than old Nige, feel a bit better now I know I'm not alone too, thanks zebras and I'm sorry you've shared my trauma

Hiding it does sound wonderful, the camper I mean. Perhaps you want that camper in real life and Nigel just came along for the ride.

@zebrasdontwearbras I am actually feeling quite comforted that it isn't just me!! Maybe we need to start a self-help group