Now, if some of you have been about these parts for about 2 Christmases - you will know that the biggest insult to be thrown over the remnants of a Sunday dinner is that YOU'RE THE CARCASS.
Boris has clearly taken this on board and called Jeremy Corybyn CARACAS!.
That's all I have to say on this matter. My brain can't think much further than who's Caracas, who's the Carcass and where's me bloody dinner.