Westministenders Alternative Abbreviations

[MillytantForceit]

Malthouse Compromise:

Looks a bit like beer but tastes like anaemic weasel urine. Ideal for parties whoul couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.

Let me be clear:
As transparent as a brick wall.

I’ve been absolutely clear

I’ve said something different every time I’ve spoken

"Nothing's CHANGED!!!!" when it is obvious that whatever it has

Taking back control of our money =

Taking back control of 0.7% of GDP but haemorrhaging billions on Brexit.

Taking control of our borders=
Hardly checking anything that arrives by truck.

We want a red, white and blue Brexit

Alternative arrangements = imaginary arrangements

We are doing everything we can to avoid XYZ = we haven't been given a clue what is about to happen so we are spinning in circles and largely carrying on as before with no direction