If no one applies to take over from Theresa..

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(sssuming she resigns or is forced out), then I'll do it!

I've always fancied being PM. Reckon it would be quite easy - the paperwork's been drawn up, I'd just present it to parliament, let them have a free vote, it wouldn't go through, then I'd resign.

But I would always be able to say I was PM.

I don't know who you are, but I doubt if you could do a worse job.

Plus even if you only did it for a day, you would still be eligible for the pm's pension, which is significant.