AIBU to consider starting a petition (brexit related)

[loobieloo32]

To start a petition for Nigel Farage to be forced to have his name changed by deed poll to Lying Bastard?

Calm down, I'm only bring serious ;) other suggestions for name changes welcome too

Flappyhead Mendacity

Ooh I like that!

Yabu

Cunty McCuntychops is the only obvious answer

fine suggestions, I think it's be pretty funny if it was debated in parliament whether to call him cunty or flappyhead

I'm thinking a single name...

Dickhead
Pissflaps
Ballsack
Analoid
Toady McToadface

Any of those would do just fine!

Scro-cunt ballbag

You shouldn't listen to the main stream media
Nothing has happened yet apart from BBC 1 scaring everyone to death.
If we do actually get out of the EU ( and the government don't have to ) it could take 2 to 10 years
Nothing will change for anyone for ages
Everyone needs to calm down and allow the country to settle. Mass hysteria is the only certainty right now

The uncertainty is a big part of the problem though kitchensinkmum. The financial markets do not like uncertainty ang the thought of it going in for 2-10 years is terrifying.

I don't see how this makes Nigel farage not a liar kitchens 😂 loving the suggestions he could break world records for having the longest name lol

WankyMcWank Face?

Fuckface Cuntychops?

The thought of it having to be debated in parliament makes me pmsl. Can you imagine!

CreepySmile McBadTeeth?

What about Boris, surely that bawbag has to be rechristened.

Call him Bob 350millionaweekfortheNHS.

Then every time he is on TV, someone will have to say to him 'So, Mr 350millionaweekfortheNHS, what are your views on X?'

Really think someone should start a petition 😂 are we allowed to use change.org for such frivolity lol

www.change.org/p/everyone-nigel-farage-to-change-his-name-by-deed-poll-to-lying-bastard-cunty-mccuntchops?recruiter=63500846&utm_source=petitions_show_components_action_panel_wrapper&utm_medium=copylink Well I didn't have the bottle but DP did 😂😂😂

Ha ha, love it.

Cretin von Dipshit

Another thread to hide

Tbf it was in the title and is clearly handed rather than serious political debate lol

"Another thread to hide" is a terrible name suggestion.

Whiteplate - just don't click on them then. I like to read a few of them still and can easily ignore others without feeling the need to comment on the thread that I'll be hiding it.
Like a twat.