Now now Milly,
The treasury report clearly states that we will not sign a single trade deal in the next 15 years and that growth will drop from 2% to 1.88%. We have to trust the experts!
Hence there will be no deal with Germany, they would rather lay off 300,000 people who make the 1,000,000 cars per year that they export to us to prevent any of the 200,000 cars we make getting into Europe.
The chairmen of Volkswagen, Mercedes, BMW etc will tell Merkel that they think we smell and we don't deserve to drive their cars.
Also that Hans who works in their plant in Bavaria was once mean about their fashion sense so his entire plant should close.
They will carry on making some cars but give them to Greeks in exchange for 15 olives, or 27 olives for a Merc. They will also retrain some of their workers to make CS and teargas.. Just in case you understand, and use their new found wealth of olives to make up for the food shortages when the French farmers go on strike. Again.