Now I've seen everything......

[PersonalClown]

Yep.. an eco friendly Vibrator!!

I note there are no reviews - perhaps the buyers have developed carpal tunnel syndrome and cannot type

But seriously, angry wasps in a jam jar is I believe the most green way surely

4 minutes winding? you'd need to wear a wrist support afterwards!

And how sexy is that - one moment darling I need to recharge, whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

PAUSE

whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Okay, now you are in for a treat but can you hold it, I have blisters

Good grief -did you notice the price - £65 .

Its not even an all-singing, all-dancing model

anyhow- Nowt wrong with a carrot and fingers!

Green fingers presumably differentID ?

£65 would buy a lot of carrots