To stop my elderly father getting urinary tract infections, I wondered if there might be sort of bidet in existence? We don't get him in the bath any more as it's upstairs... we do soak him in a large jar on the commode. We don't want a whole new plumbing thing set up, however.
Now, a 'portable bidet' is on Amazon but it's really just a squirting thing, like a mini hose. What I'm looking for is something he can sit on that swirls water around and is not lavatorial. Or, something that clamps over his bits and pieces and cleans them - not likely I know but if someone invented this for a specific purpose of cleaning the elderly, I think it would be a big help.
Could something else be used for this purpose? There is a so-called banana cleaner on Amazon - it's obviously not used for this purpose, as wags on Twitter have pointed out. I don't think that would work in this case, but is there something else that might work?
I was going to call this thread 'Willy Jacuzzi' but thought better of it, anyway it sounds like an Italian skier.