I need a rant about the fact I want to snog dp on the sofa and get fruity but still have at least 2 hours of work to do. How on earth am I goingt to get pregnant?

[Wastwinsetandpearls]

I am ranting and will probably not have time to read your very supportive replies.

I am supposed to be trying for a baby. Note the I am supposed to be because I am too knackered as I am always working.

I so hoped for an early night tonight - I have now been working from about 7pm and there is still loads to do. Last night I worked until the early hours.

I swear my school is piling on the workd because I am so broody they must be able to smell it. So in order to prevent losing me to maternity leave and nappies they are keeping me busy.

I want a rather pathetic little sob.

shut up and jump him.

go on. it won't take long

I can't because then I will drift off into post coital snoozing.

He is like a box of pringles once you start you just can't stop.

Just have a quickie whilst marking those books ducky.

But seriously, just cut a few corners for work if you can wing the prep and keep on thinking that it is not forever. When I work barmy hours with my job I always want to be a receptionist - which is like working in a shop, but you get to sit down more!!

Keep yer chin up kiddo (as me old Dad used to say)!

Yeah do it, if it's anything like in this house you'll be done in 5 minutes

Twinset on a completely unrelated note i keep meaning to tell you that i always think that you must look like Nancy in Hollyoaks, just the image i get when i see your name!

Ample Bosom...5 mins? I wasn't suggesting for a moment that Ms Pearls broke off working for foreplay.

lol, I am going to finish marking these exam papers only 7 to go and then see if the desire is still there. Before getting up to mark 30 year 7 assessments and try hard not to think about the a level lesson I have left to plan - but that can wait.

Hey mrs P, give them all a fair range between C+ and an A- (dependant upon which kiddos work the hardest generally) Wing the a level lesson - you will always know more than they do.

Go get some midnight joy or even without joy, doesn't matter,...and go to bed concentracting really hard on concieving whilst sleeping wit your legs up in the air!

If you cannot manage all or any of the above,..pour yourself a Baileys and keep on ploughing through those scripts.

I know how you feel...if it helps

Get your A-level students to mark the papers from the lower years; call it "consolidating knowledge" and bill it as a useful revision exercise.

Taking a 2 minute break 3 papers left.

If only Matt my A Level students are studying something completely different, these are also really important grades to go on reports so they have to be right.

You are not far off Little Pushka as my grades go from A to C-. My source of constant frustration is that one of my laziest students is also my A student. Damn those genuises. He has however dropped to an A, so I have caught him out!

Dp bless him has just sorted my coursework and written up all the grades.

Right back to the grindstone.

Ohhhh twinny not heard from you in ages .....glad to see all is good and hope u hurry up and get preggers .

A quick way of marking assignments - weigh them, heaviest gets A*, light ones c/d. Good luck with the baby making

Thanks Julie, I will bear that in mind.

I am just gearing up for another night in the study on my own

Fast and furious is sexy!

Are we talking marking or snogging?