Football poem for 8 year old to perform

[littlemisssunshine32]

Bit specific…does anyone know of a funny football poem for an 8 year old to perform? Tried to search but none are quite right or either too long or too short! Thanks!

What about the lyrics to "Football Crazy" you could make it shorter by only saying the chorus once or twice?

www.joe-offer.com/folkinfo/songs/567.html

Football poems.
More football poems.

footballpoets.org/poems/this-is-my-ode-ter-odejayi/

This one was written by Ian Macmillan who was the football poet laureate or something similar - patron poet of football.

Friendly Matches by Allan Alhberg is great collection of football poems for children

Friendly matches by Allan ahlberg gets my vote, I'm a storyteller (yes, it is an awesome job!) I often use a poem called soccer sonnet from it

Some great suggestions, will show them to him, thanks all!