Teaching sex ed

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I am brushing up on my human reproduction before I teach it to the sixth from tomorrow.

Did you know that a man has 6M of tubes in each epididimus on each testicle! Bloody hell, human beings are amazing.

Did you also know that men secrete a clear fluid before they ejaculate to nutralise any urine left in the penis! Amazing stuff!

Bloody good job we don't have to think about this isn't it, or they would never get it organised!

although you're teaching human reproduction, are you ready for all the 'other' questions you're going to get??? you know, about blow jobs, shagging and the like?! am sure you know exactly what you're doing, but just to warn you in case its been a few years... even if you warn them not to stray off the subject matter and this is purely reproduction, you may get some surprises

They are such nice kids ( and in the sixth form so a bit older)I think that they would rather eat the text book than ask those sorts of questions of a woman the same age as their mum!

I've taught it to lower school often enough to be bomb proof. Nothing shocks me any more