Let me revive an old game from my own schooldays 1001 ways to kill.........

[julienetmum]

Floppy the dog

1. Shoot him

1. poison

3.Drown him

1. Strangle him

1. dismember him

Make him eat sand.

not a nice game

A fantastic game where Floppy is concerned

6 Hang, draw and quarter him

When the magic key starts glowing, give it to Floppy & run! With any luck he'll drop it in whatever magic location he's ends up in & never come back.

Sorry - that was no. 7