Boasting Thread

[breadandbutterfly]

Is your child intrinsically superior to every other child? Are you basically the socia superior of every other poster on MN? If so, post here so we can drool with envy, and imagine what life could be like if only we weren't such untermenscen.

An added bonus - not only do your boasts get to be read by all, but it clears the clutter off all the other threads...

Can't wait.

Excuse cross typos. But that's what happens when you are socially inferior .

You clearly want to post alone so I shall leave you to it.
Nobody admits to being superior, they need to be told that they are.

Er,no - check out my supposed 'grammar school thread - which as turned into a de facto extremely non-stealth boasting thread. The poster on there does have a pathologiocal need to boast - I'd just like him to do it somewhere other than on my thread.

me, me, me.

I have four DC and they are maaaaarvelous. They are sooooo superior to others I don't even think they should breathe the same air as the rest of you.

Clearly they are not allowed to socialise with lesser mortals, although I do encourage their sense of superiority them to think kindly of the poor unfortunates in private schools

Thank you, but it's not good enough. We need to know, apparently, that you go to the 'loo' (yes, really) and precisely how expensive your material possessions are.

ok, as you have asked we are so posh, we have no common bodily functions at all.

I couldn't possibly tell you how much we are worth, as everything we own is priceless :)

:)