Costume for Sports Relief

[janpa]

I have got to dress as something to do with sports for Sports Relief and have no ideas. Thought about synchronised swimmer (not!) or horse. Any ideas please...

My DSs are both wearing football kits - well, shorts and a T-Shirt each.
Have you a tracksuit? get yourself a whistle and go as a coach?

Could do, but I like to be a bit different! I'm never an exhibitionist until dressing up days!

Not sure about an adult's costume - do you play any sport?? If so wear the clothes you wear for that...

Dd and her best friend are both keen little horseriders so they are 'cantering' the sports relief mile at school on their hobbyhorses whilst wearing their jodhs and hats...

Ah ok, a bit more noticeable.... mmm, will ponder on this a while...

Fashion an archery target out of cardboard and wear it, with a bow sticking out? Or paint your head orange a la a basketball, wear a net around your head and stick a long strip of silver duct tape to your clothes from 'net' to floor to resemble the pole of the basketball hoop?

I am the least sporty person imaginable! Like those ideas - my type of thing! Thank you. x