Oh its the DS2 first day at his new school
And I just don't know what to wear
Its just not done to look to rich
But looking poor is equally a bore
So its on with the White Stuff dress
That I've managed to give a good press
That silk shawl that always looks good
And those suede sandals that make me thin
The grey hair is dyed
And the make up applied
Lets hope no one will suspect my internal butterflies