I don't know how I'm going to face the Head teacher ...

[roisin]

I won't be able to look her in the eye next time I see her.

DS2 (just 6) is on school council, and there was no agenda today, just an opportunity to raise issues. As he is the youngest he got to speak first, and at the request of a classmate asked about the state of the school toilets, and the games that go on in them.

Apparently the whole time was taken up with discussions about the games children play ... such as "who can wee the highest" ... and there was no time to cover any other topic.

DS2 seemed thrilled to bits ... I wonder how the Head felt

She was probably so busy trying to keep a straight face that she couldn't speak - bet you wish you had been a fly on the wall in that meeting, roisin!!

And can your sweet boy wee the highest? If so, I think you should point this out to the Head with appropriate maternal pride.

And who said that size doean't matter - its height - obviously

Hi roisin,
she probably enjoyed it! good for stories on the xmas staff night out???

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DS2 tells me he doesn't play games in the toilets

But when he told dh about it, dh admitted he used to in infant school! They all used to try and wee over the wall into the girls' toilets No-one ever succeeded, apparently, but it sounds like they made a dreadful mess whilst attempting! Yuck!

Don't they have the stickers in the toilets for small boys to aim at? Source of much amusemnet for our small ones.

Have a look at the 3rd Q on this page , roisin

lol at "humans (even boys)"!