Do I have to declare this large gifted cucumber of thanks?

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Unsure if there are rules regarding homegrown produce.

Awww thanks clash that does make sense now.

Nowt sexual about this cucumber.

Not an HCP, but public sector. I once declared some gooseberries a farmer gave me. Our Area Accountant was 😂. I don’t think I paid tax on them.

Perfect reflective subject for your next revalidation.

Annual appraisal on Wednesday. Wonder which of the six Cs I can wangle cucumbers into.

at nonpayment of gooseberry tax.

Cucumbers have their own category.

Ah yes, the lesser known seventh C

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Huge Cucumber Page

Lol this reminds me of when I was a student nurse on community. A patient’s husband gave my mentor a home grown cucumber, it had lots of white dots on it & was quite ugly, we found it hilarious (you had to be there!)and laughed all the way to the next call

I need to declare a shopping bag full of Bramleys and two Club Gold bars.
But I can offset them against half a bag of spring greens.