A hacksaw, a sponge and a TV remote

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I asked Dad if he knew where the dustpan and brush were, he went out to the garage and brought back a hacksaw, a car sponge and a dusty old TV remote.

[CMOTDibbler]

Oh dear, he sounds like my mum - she lost expressive and receptive language early on, but also has visual processing issues so she can see things, but her brain can't work out what it is

[Arapaima]

OP, I’m so sorry but that did make me chuckle! Bless you and your dad

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I laughed too (and cried a little) it was such a random collection of objects.

[Doctordonowt]

My DH asked me ”what is all this stuff in the fridge?”. My mum wanted to help unload the shopping so I asked her to put in the things In fridge.

Pack of Dusters, furniture polish, Asprin, plasters, tissues and the salad.