And this week's Illogical Celebrity Crush is....

[UnquietDad]

Ronni Ancona

Well, she looks HOT in the inside back page of the Radio Times this week.

Well, Tamsin Greig isn't dirty, more 'unconventional'. I'd think I'd fancy her if I were a man.

I am. I do.

It'd be Gwen Stefani for me, however I'm not and I don't

Ditto Harriet Colman and Michelle Gomez

Olivia colman

(with respect to the men's room as I am a ladeeeeee)

Spawnchorus LOL Pete Docherty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tamsin Grieg doesn't make me feel a lezza.
Michelle Gomez what a woman.

Robin Wright Penn (sigh) now there's a girl who's towell I'd hold if she had to jump in the shower!

Unquiet, were I turning in a dirtyhorny sapphic direction I could do no better than turning

here

Is this like the section in Viz called Borderline Boilers - your eyes say 'no', but your nuts say 'GO!'

LOL @ 'Am I being unbearable.'

If I was into girls it would be her

I rather like a good meathead type

whoah schneebly! your two look like they'd love each other and burn down the house!

LOL at Am I Being Unbearable too!

Dont they just!!?? I like a bit of fire!

If I were forced to saph out, I'd do so with her. Yum.

If I liked the girlies I would like a bit of this!

yes yes yes

mmmmm both together!!

voodoo, who is that? Is that sacha baron cohen's missus?

yes Isla Fisher, once was on home and away

oh yes

I read she likes it best with her husband when he's in this outfit .

leftfield!

I read that too!!!!!

or alternatively...

Dotty who's that? She is a Hotty as my dh would say!

But this is still the girl of my
dreams.......

Dottydot - I would

And it's things like that made my 'diiirty' score so bleedin' high.