How much does your cock weigh?

[Edmond]

I have just weighed mine at 2 stone 3 lb.......I reckon it is heavier when I need a piss

Not much ,he's bollocks at it

PMSL @ eggnog

how does that chicken thing work?

i told it to do drugs and it crouches down snorting at the floor. and i told it vomit and it did.

Thanks Liesel, I wasn't sure anyone had read it.

lol, i told it to do the macarena and it looked blankly at the screen.

thought that would stump it!

i hope that poor fucker gets paid alot of money for that!

WIERD

i told it to make a cup of tea and it shuffled it's feet a bit.

actually, i was wondering where dh was tonight!

Tell him to strip. He gets up close and personal.

i said take a piss and he did on the sofa.

when i said take a shit he did a big thumbs down

he he he, this is hilarious!