dw is a misery, why cant she see that it *is* funny when I fart.

[geoff]

She does'nt like the arse picking much either.

My dw also loves it when I stab her in the back with a hard-on at 2am after I've been on a night out with the lads.... she LOVES gettin woken up like that.... despite that fact she's 8 months pg.

Im impressed. You actually make in the house? I get woken up by the wife shouting at me because Ive passed out on the doorstep again trying to get my key in the door!!

She's so huge she wouldn't be able to help me anyway. She also thinks its really sweet when I tell explain to her that YES she does just look REALLY fat and not pg at all!

amateurs!

Fancy giving some lessons if you think you're all that then Carl?

you cant afford it

I have the most god awful wind today

BigBoaby, my dw loves being woken up like that. When pregnant or not. She's how a proper wife should be.

And I'm not a female name changer as some of you will know.

The missus moans like buggery about my farting too - even though it's just normal innit? I've tried telling her - it's just part of being a real man. They broke the mould when they made me - I say. Be glad you've got me rather than some quiche gobbling limp wristed poofter

parp

parping is girlie and not welcome in here. now run along little missy.