dw is a misery, why cant she see that it is funny when I fart.

36 replies

geoff · 05/07/2006 20:37

She does'nt like the arse picking much either.

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BigBoaby · 05/07/2006 21:03

My dw also loves it when I stab her in the back with a hard-on at 2am after I've been on a night out with the lads.... she LOVES gettin woken up like that.... despite that fact she's 8 months pg.

Roger · 05/07/2006 21:05

Im impressed. You actually make in the house? I get woken up by the wife shouting at me because Ive passed out on the doorstep again trying to get my key in the door!!

BigBoaby · 05/07/2006 21:07

She's so huge she wouldn't be able to help me anyway. She also thinks its really sweet when I tell explain to her that YES she does just look REALLY fat and not pg at all!

CarlK · 05/07/2006 21:09

amateurs!

Roger · 05/07/2006 21:11

Fancy giving some lessons if you think you're all that then Carl?

CarlK · 05/07/2006 21:27

you cant afford it

Alan · 06/07/2006 08:22

I have the most god awful wind today

HappyDaddy · 07/07/2006 15:26

BigBoaby, my dw loves being woken up like that. When pregnant or not. She's how a proper wife should be.

And I'm not a female name changer as some of you will know.

jackthelad · 07/07/2006 15:32

The missus moans like buggery about my farting too - even though it's just normal innit? I've tried telling her - it's just part of being a real man. They broke the mould when they made me - I say. Be glad you've got me rather than some quiche gobbling limp wristed poofter

StanTheMan · 07/07/2006 15:50

parp

HappyDaddy · 07/07/2006 15:52

parping is girlie and not welcome in here. now run along little missy.

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dw is a misery, why cant she see that it *is* funny when I fart.

dw is a misery, why cant she see that it is funny when I fart.