Lady free thread for those scary times!

[TiggyD]

Come in and relax. There's big squashy leather sofas, a variety of games consoles, a drinks fridge, bottomless bowls of crisps (Frazzles, ridged ones and nachos), paintings of trains, boats and cars, and everything is black/white or chrome.

I could tell you the shelf is level, you could put it up and then I can tell you that, actually, it's skewiff.

I could set a plant on it to test out your work while you've nipped down to the toolbox to get some adhesivey sort of stuff and you could come back up and find the shelf and most of the wall plaster on the floor, interspersed with soil and plant pot

i'll get my coat

[throws a few scatter cushions around the place]

There, that's better. I'm stunned you didn't think to buy some yourself.

Anyway. I'll away and let you boys talk about football and fondle your crotches now.

Thankfully being a man I've managed to be blissfully unaware of all the attempted DIY and scatter cushionness.

But I can't find the XBox controller. Anyone?