Please name the show/play/musical these lines come from:
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- ?READING ISN?T AN OCCUPATION WE ENCOURAGE AMONG POLICE OFFICERS. WE TRY TO KEP THE PAPERWORK DOWN TO A MINIMUM.? ~ JOE ORTON
- ?THE WORLD IS AN OYSTER, BUT YOU DON?T CRACK IT OPEN ON A MATTRESS.? ~ ARTHUR MILLER
- ?MASTER OF THE HOUSE, QUICK TO CATCH YER EYE, NEVER WANTS A PASSER-BY TO PASS HIM BY.?
- ?TURN THAT OFF! I WON?T BE LOOKED AT IN THIS MERCILESS GLARE!? ~TENNESSEE WILLIAMS
- ?WE ALL ARE BORN MAD. SOME REMAIN SO.? ~ SAMUEL BECKETT
- ?HE WAS ONE OF EGYPT?S MILLIONAIRES, HAVING MADE A FORTUNE BUYING SHARES IN PYRAMIDS?
- ?WE?RE ALL OF US SENTENCED TO SOLITARY CONFINEMENT INSIDE OUR OWN SKINS FOR LIFE.? ~ TENNESSEE WILLIAMS
- ?GOOD MORNING BALTIMORE. EVERY DAY?S LIKE AN OPEN DOOR.?
- ?MARRIAGE IS HARDLY A THING THAT ONE CAN DO NOW AND THEN ? EXCEPT IN AMERICA.? ~ OSCAR WILDE
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?WHERE?S THE SENSE IN BEING PROUD WHEN YOU CONSIDER THAT MAN, AS A SPECIES IS NOT VERY WELL CONSTRUCTED PHYSIOLOGICALLY, AND IN THE VAST MAJORITY OF CASES IS COARSE, STUPID AND PROFOUNDLY UNHAPPY TOO?? ~ CHEKHOV
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? I KNOW THAT YOUR POWERS OF RETENTION ARE AS WET AS A WARTHOG?S BACKSIDE BUT THICK AS YOU ARE PAY ATTENTION MY WORDS ARE A MATTER OF PRIDE.?
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?ONE SHOULD NEVER TRUST A WOMAN WHO TELLS ONE HER REAL AGE. A WOMAN WHO WOULD TELL ONE THAT WOULD TELL ONE ANYTHING.? ~ OSCAR WILDE
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?NOW THAT THE HOUSE OF COMMONS IS TRYING TO BE USEFUL IT DOES A GREAT DEAL OF HARM? ~ OSCAR WILDE
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?I GONNA WASH THAT MAN RIGHT OUTA MY HAIR AND SEND HIM ON HIS WAY.?
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?APART FROM THE KNOWN AND THE UNKNOWN, WHAT ELSE IS THERE?? ~ HAROLD PINTER
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?I?M REVIEWING THE SITUATION. CAN A FELLOW BE A VILLIAN ALL HIS LIFE? ALL THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS, BETTER SETTLE DOWN AND GET MYSELF A WIFE?