I'm an idiot!! Yesterday I joined the ISIHAC fanclub and signed up to some forum, posted the question and already I've had a reply! (tbh I don't think he's got it right but I might get more replies - I'll post them as they come if you like.) I can't believe I didn't do this before!
^That was Graeme and Barry during a game of "Spellcheck Songs" from the
May 20, 2002 edition of ISIHAC with Sandi Toksvig as guest. Here's how
the rest of it goes
A, you're a dormobile
B, you're so bendable
C, you're a fruity call to arms
D, you're a starling
E, you're exiting
And F, you're a father in Miami
G, you love...? (unclear)
H, you sit heavily
I, you're one-eyed and over-size
J, you're like crack a pill
K, you're so killable
L is your lovely thunder thighs
M, N, O, P, we could go all the way
Q, R, S, T, alphabetically speaking, Eurostar
U made my wife compete
V means you're very sweaty
W, X, Y, Zoo
It's fun to wander through the altabit with you
To tell you what you mean to Moe
(And that's jiz!)
I'm not so sure about the lyrics of some of those, but that's what I
hear.^
Actually, I think it was earlier than 2002?