Help me find a cool poem to read aloud at a gathering <<squirm>>

[filthymindedvixen]

Have promised to do this for a friend.
Need to find a not-hackneyed poem which is good for reading out loud. Cool/funky maybe rather than something straight out of The Nation's Favourite Poem IYKWIM.
Having said that, I haven't read anything other than The Puffin Book Of Children's Poems for years

please help, oh hugely cultured ones!

or Roger Stevens - a children's poet but I love them !

I LURRRRVE David Shrigley's work

me too

Do you want totally off the wall? My grandfather was a sound/concrete poet.