I really love the mumsnet clique
Because I have an elitist streak
Bet people flounce off in a fit of pique
and this thread gets nasty within a week
But I don't care, fk it I say
You used to be able to read 'last day'
and now you're lucky to keep up with last hour
To read it all would need mean completely abandoning any hope of family life and never speaking to your husband and children again