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Three word story

999 replies

livinglonely · 19/02/2017 21:24

Just add three words to the pp

One stormy night...

OP posts:
DameSquashalot · 20/02/2017 18:20

It's a mess

worriedworker85 · 20/02/2017 18:49

You'd have to

HateSummer · 20/02/2017 18:50

Wee on it

HelsinkiLights · 20/02/2017 18:57

Yugely, Bigly he

HateSummer · 20/02/2017 19:05

unzipped his trousers

caz323 · 20/02/2017 19:12

And guess what

cookieswirls · 20/02/2017 19:21

The owl appeared

HelsinkiLights · 20/02/2017 19:25

Screaming good guy

VanillaSugar · 20/02/2017 19:26

"I'll illegalise Menopause!!"

Bedsheets4knickers · 20/02/2017 22:02

And bring back

pinboard · 20/02/2017 22:08

"Hanging", he cried

worriedworker85 · 20/02/2017 22:24

but only if

HateSummer · 20/02/2017 22:31

There's enough uranium

pinboard · 20/02/2017 22:38

Bad stuff. Scary.

Clawdy · 20/02/2017 22:41

Wet and windy

Bedsheets4knickers · 20/02/2017 22:57

The worst was

SoftlyCatchyMonkey1 · 20/02/2017 23:02

Yet to come

PotOfYoghurt · 20/02/2017 23:11

For lo, behold!

noschooll4mee · 20/02/2017 23:16

Up popped a

Wellysocksbox · 20/02/2017 23:20

BigMac and fries

oldlaundbooth · 20/02/2017 23:21

Said the cop

SinisterBumFacedCat · 20/02/2017 23:22

as he inserted

VanillaSugar · 20/02/2017 23:32

His cockatoo in

Andrewofgg · 20/02/2017 23:41

a Mumsnetter's computer.

SinisterBumFacedCat · 20/02/2017 23:41

It's guilded cage

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