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Three word story

999 replies

livinglonely · 19/02/2017 21:24

Just add three words to the pp

One stormy night...

OP posts:
titsbumfannythelot · 26/02/2017 06:57

And bikram yoga

creamcheeseandlox · 26/02/2017 07:43

Whilst they watched

BathshebaDarkstone · 26/02/2017 08:08

Mr Tumble

BathshebaDarkstone · 26/02/2017 08:09

Mr Tumble

VanillaSugar · 26/02/2017 08:45

Had an unfortunate

TwoLeftSocks · 26/02/2017 08:57

incident with a

Andrewofgg · 26/02/2017 09:16

bisexual Norwegian diplomat

Crankycunt · 26/02/2017 09:21

Wearing tartan pantaloons

TheElephantofSurprise · 26/02/2017 09:41

and nothing else

titsbumfannythelot · 26/02/2017 09:42

Except a very

TheElephantofSurprise · 26/02/2017 09:43

saucy pair of

Crankycunt · 26/02/2017 09:50

Red leather knickers

HerRoyalFattyness · 26/02/2017 09:52

Mr tumble exclaimed

DumbledoresArmy · 26/02/2017 09:53

He's actually straight

TwoLeftSocks · 26/02/2017 09:57

and would rather

Andrewofgg · 26/02/2017 10:09

drink hot Ovaltine

lillybee1 · 26/02/2017 10:31

with Marion Cotillard

creamcheeseandlox · 26/02/2017 10:32

And bill gates.

caz323 · 26/02/2017 10:43

And Will Gomperts

mrswhiplington · 26/02/2017 10:44

who doesn't like

Andrewofgg · 26/02/2017 10:49

hard core porn

TwoLeftSocks · 26/02/2017 10:50

Wednesdays or bears

lillybee1 · 26/02/2017 10:51

with smiles. Instead

TwoLeftSocks · 26/02/2017 10:54

he prefers wrestling

Andrewofgg · 26/02/2017 10:56

against hostile Mumsnetters

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