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Three word story

999 replies

livinglonely · 19/02/2017 21:24

Just add three words to the pp

One stormy night...

OP posts:
HelsinkiLights · 24/02/2017 19:27

Baby won and

Andrewofgg · 24/02/2017 19:39

shat her nappy

caz323 · 24/02/2017 19:40

Cheryl cackled hysterically

F1ipFlopFrus · 24/02/2017 19:46

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VanillaSugar · 24/02/2017 19:57

Off Simon Cowell

Andrewofgg · 24/02/2017 19:59

who ate it

HateSummer · 24/02/2017 20:20

Whilst smiling manically

Bedsheets4knickers · 24/02/2017 20:48

And hoisting those

TwoLeftSocks · 24/02/2017 20:50

hidden Victorian bloomers

SinisterBumFacedCat · 24/02/2017 20:56

under his chin

Poppypooch · 24/02/2017 21:05

Gran promptly grabbed

caz323 · 24/02/2017 21:10

Eric from Simon

HelsinkiLights · 24/02/2017 21:16

"I'm worth it"

TwoLeftSocks · 24/02/2017 21:16

he exclaimed, yet

caz323 · 24/02/2017 21:18

L'Oréal didnt know??

HelsinkiLights · 24/02/2017 21:20

that Judi Dench

HateSummer · 24/02/2017 21:28

Had a boil

caz323 · 24/02/2017 21:31

It was HUGE!!

HateSummer · 24/02/2017 21:32

The Biggest. Bigly.

HelsinkiLights · 24/02/2017 21:33

A national treasure

HateSummer · 24/02/2017 21:34

The boil trembled

Andrewofgg · 24/02/2017 21:35

Unable to sit

Bedsheets4knickers · 24/02/2017 21:38

He boiled some

Wellysocksbox · 24/02/2017 21:39

Pubes. Curly pubes.

Bedsheets4knickers · 24/02/2017 21:40

Still he boiled some 😳 (my bad)